We all know who this is for, right?

The lot's empty.  Must have worked.

Home again.

Earthquake-proof.

Just in case you're stuck for a Christmas gift idea, try this.

There are people who walk, and there are people who walk.

Little man.

Chair.

I'm marking exams these days.  Favourite answer so far?  "Second degree burns are due to heat."

Car parts: back door.

Car parts.

The college now has an "artist in residence".  Oh, boy.  (Feel free to read that with as flat an affect as you can muster.)