This is a photo of the entrance/exit to a parking garage.

This is a photo of a lying, scum-sucking bitch. Now, I will, on occasion, use the phrase "scum-sucking". I will even use the adjective "lying". But, I must confess, I've never, ever, used the adjective "bitch". This, ladies and gentlemen, is a first. And you know what? That's the mildest adjective I could come up with to describe Elizabeth McCaughey.