Won't it be great when we all have homes in the sky, serviced by majestic monorails? Just say, "Yes, it will. Golly. It'll be wonderful."

Hmmm, I was going to talk about how the Leica M8 might be my dream camera, but, well, I started on that and the tale devolved quickly into a rant about incompetent photographers. People who have no idea what a meter does. No idea that "It's the lens, stupid!" Not to mention that, in the end, it's the photographer, stupid. And, well, no one wants to read that, right?

Besides, I don't have the roughly fourteen thousand bucks it'd take to realize my dream. Life is so unfair (to quote Lyle Lovett).