It's almost time to go open some young minds. More later.

Meanwhile, there's this from South Carolina's Republican party. Evidently, since he did uphold the "lying hypocrite" standard of the party, they're not asking him to resign. I guess they're just picking on him because he got caught. Bad, bad, bad.

While here in the Great White (and Straight, evidently) North, we have our very own Conservative nitwits hard at work being as cretinous as only they can be. Amazing that at least one of them seems to have an actual mind...of her own, yet! Of course, that had to be suppressed as quickly as possible.

Ooooooooooh, dear. Poor silly Sarah seems to actually think she's presidential material. The only up side to this story is the hope that she will bankrupt herself, her family, and the remnants of the Republican party in her attempts, over the next three years, to convince people with IQs above 4 that she really is.

Orrrrr....wait! Maybe she just wasn't feeling the love.

Meanwhile, in another part of the world where the truth is as malleable as Republican morals...

And, speaking of Mr. Sanford... I'll bet you're as relieved as I am that he didn't spend any taxpayer money to go fuck his mistress, right? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Fucking the mistress, that is. Which is something he, his wife, and the Republican party don't seem to get. It's that he called for the impeachment of others in exactly his position, while he, himself, was in that position (doggy? missionary?) that's the problem. It's called "hypocrisy" out here in the civilized world. That's his crime. He's a hypocritical, lying, moralizing, solipsistic swine who is, frankly, just too darn dumb to be allowed to hold office.