Notice how the lights in the sky aren't on.

And, "Americans" are going to elect John McBush and Sarah Pale-Imitation-of-an-Intelligent-Human-Being in November. Is it any wonder I just poured myself a healthy dose of vodka? I guess my family values just aren't up to snuff. (By the way, out here in the civilized world, this is referred to as "nepotism" and is, to put it mildly, frowned upon.)