Oh, if only. "Sam, John, Clarence, Bobby, Tony - this way, please."

Yep, it's been a good week for the Surpremes (which means, of course, that it's been a bad week for Americans). First they let Exxon off the hook for gross negligence leading to immense environmental destruction, then they allow that it's a really good idea to allow anyone with the cash to buy any kind of weapon they want, and, finally, they feel that it's just not a good idea to allow an amendment that would prevent rich people from buying elections.

In other words, as if you didn't know already, money talks. Sometimes with the aid of weaponry, sometimes with the aid of "impartial" justices.